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--yooo it's ufoparkinq here coding Baaphometh's page!! this guy is awesome and amazing and if you say otherwise i will look for you. i will find you. and i will salt and burn your face. have a nice day c:

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Journal Entry: Sun Mar 22, 2015, 5:57 AM

1.- What are you wearing? 
uh, right now i am wearing boxers and a long mint green shirt with black stars all over????


2.- Ever been in love?
sadly yes and it made me throw up

3.- Ever had a terrible breakup? 
coughmarkcough

4.- How tall are you? 
uhh...shit last time i checked i was 193 cm tall

5.- How much do you weigh?
nobody's buissness but i am fat ok

6.- Any tattoos? 
i'd wish jfc

7.- Any piercings? 
i had two snake bites and i have some one my ears u v u

8.- OTP? 
huh shit looks at all the jojo comics and sweats nervously

9.- Favorite Show? 

nyo ho

*glares at jojo*

NYO HO


10.- Favorite bands? 
so many


11.-  Something you miss?
being able to do a handstand

12.-  Favorite song? 
Oh just *drops all the asb character themes* these

13.- How old are you?
i am a 19 year old shit fuck

14.-  Zodiac sign?
bee2

15.- Quality you look for in a partner?
as long as they love and respect me, i am good

16.-  Favorite Quote? 
dude oh my god do you need this uhh...let me think

No
by me

17.- Favorite actor?
shit, nicolas cage and steve buscemi

18.- Favorite color? 

blue, green, black and purple, specially pastel color shades and greyish colors

19.- Loud music or soft?
the trashier and louder, the better

20.- Where do you go when you’re sad?

wellll
i talk to my little brother and i am all happy again 
i also engulf large quantities of nesquick and chiken nuggets

21.-  How long does it take you to shower?
years.

22.- How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
weeks

23.- Ever been in a physical fight?
a couple times and let me tell you
that is NOTHING to be proud of.

24.- Turn on?

Hoho
okay
nosebleeds
uh nosebleeds
have i mentioned nosebleeds ????
vomiting
crying
( i am doing this to freak y'all out hAHA LIKE IF I WAS GOING TO TELL YALL PFF )


25.- Turn off?

people who ask too many questions.



26.- The reason I joined Deviantart?
dude i

i dON'T KNOW
I JUST WOKE UP HAVE MERCY ON ME OKAY

27.- Fears?

*pulls out a three volume encyclopedia called ''vlad fears this shit''
where do i start

28.-  Last thing that made you cry? 
i cried happy tears over my little brother good morning messages

29.-  Last time you said you loved someone? 
my little brother, this morning >u <


30.- Meaning behind your DeviantArt Name?
satan bruh 

31.-  Last book you read?
uh the mechanic of love


32.- The book you’re currently reading?
the world in your hands by Elsa punset

 

33.- Last show you watched? 
jojo

34.- Last person you talked to?
my lil bro

35.- The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
b r o t h e r s 

36.-  Favorite food? 

shit uh
nesquick and chiken nuggets


37.- Place you want to visit?
MURICA TO SEE MY LIL BRO

38.-  Last place you were?

shit
many

39.-  Do you have a crush?
that is like asking me to put my tongue on a moustrap stop

40.- Last time you kissed someone?
my dog, o nthe head

41.- Last time you were insulted?
uh a while ago

42.- Favourite flavour of sweet?
dude fucking mint jesus


43.- What instruments do you play? 
piano, guitar, flute and bit of drums ag

44.- Favourite piece of jewellery? 
piercings and collars


45.- Last sport you played? 
tv zapping


46.-  Last song you sang?
uh, sONO CHI NO SA DA MEEEEE

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JO



47.- Favourite chat up line?
heY LOOKIN WAS COOKIN
''crystal meth''

48.- Have you ever used it?
i jsut made that up please

49.- Last time you hung out with anyone?
no

50.- Favorite Myhtological Creature (EXTRA!)

keplies
uh unicorns
dragons
will o wisps and uh
kappas? 



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DragonGirl983 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH I LOVE UUUUUUUU
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Happy birthday from the future!
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Somedude02 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Srsly! Are you a boy or a girl?
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Ioik Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015
I almost wet my panties at your web cam picture. lol 
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owlce Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sHIT I FORGOT TO REWATCH YOU
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PR0XYFR34K Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Hiii! We havent talked in so long o:
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Lior-Art Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Masada by Lior-Art
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iron-ghos Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015   Traditional Artist
Tag a quality deviant, You’re it! Quality doesn't mean that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how much followers you have. Send this to 10 deviants who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them!
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:iconoutergodnyarlathotep:
Somehow I'm bursting with pride and bursting out in warm soulless laughing fits.

Bless you.
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