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--yooo it's ufoparkinq here coding Baaphometh's page!! this guy is awesome and amazing and if you say otherwise i will look for you. i will find you. and i will salt and burn your face. have a nice day c:

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Journal Entry: Sun Mar 22, 2015, 5:57 AM

1.- What are you wearing? 
uh, right now i am wearing boxers and a long mint green shirt with black stars all over????


2.- Ever been in love?
sadly yes and it made me throw up

3.- Ever had a terrible breakup? 
coughmarkcough

4.- How tall are you? 
uhh...shit last time i checked i was 193 cm tall

5.- How much do you weigh?
nobody's buissness but i am fat ok

6.- Any tattoos? 
i'd wish jfc

7.- Any piercings? 
i had two snake bites and i have some one my ears u v u

8.- OTP? 
huh shit looks at all the jojo comics and sweats nervously

9.- Favorite Show? 

nyo ho

*glares at jojo*

NYO HO


10.- Favorite bands? 
so many


11.-  Something you miss?
being able to do a handstand

12.-  Favorite song? 
Oh just *drops all the asb character themes* these

13.- How old are you?
i am a 19 year old shit fuck

14.-  Zodiac sign?
bee2

15.- Quality you look for in a partner?
as long as they love and respect me, i am good

16.-  Favorite Quote? 
dude oh my god do you need this uhh...let me think

No
by me

17.- Favorite actor?
shit, nicolas cage and steve buscemi

18.- Favorite color? 

blue, green, black and purple, specially pastel color shades and greyish colors

19.- Loud music or soft?
the trashier and louder, the better

20.- Where do you go when you’re sad?

wellll
i talk to my little brother and i am all happy again 
i also engulf large quantities of nesquick and chiken nuggets

21.-  How long does it take you to shower?
years.

22.- How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
weeks

23.- Ever been in a physical fight?
a couple times and let me tell you
that is NOTHING to be proud of.

24.- Turn on?

Hoho
okay
nosebleeds
uh nosebleeds
have i mentioned nosebleeds ????
vomiting
crying
( i am doing this to freak y'all out hAHA LIKE IF I WAS GOING TO TELL YALL PFF )


25.- Turn off?

people who ask too many questions.



26.- The reason I joined Deviantart?
dude i

i dON'T KNOW
I JUST WOKE UP HAVE MERCY ON ME OKAY

27.- Fears?

*pulls out a three volume encyclopedia called ''vlad fears this shit''
where do i start

28.-  Last thing that made you cry? 
i cried happy tears over my little brother good morning messages

29.-  Last time you said you loved someone? 
my little brother, this morning >u <


30.- Meaning behind your DeviantArt Name?
satan bruh 

31.-  Last book you read?
uh the mechanic of love


32.- The book you’re currently reading?
the world in your hands by Elsa punset

 

33.- Last show you watched? 
jojo

34.- Last person you talked to?
my lil bro

35.- The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
b r o t h e r s 

36.-  Favorite food? 

shit uh
nesquick and chiken nuggets


37.- Place you want to visit?
MURICA TO SEE MY LIL BRO

38.-  Last place you were?

shit
many

39.-  Do you have a crush?
that is like asking me to put my tongue on a moustrap stop

40.- Last time you kissed someone?
my dog, o nthe head

41.- Last time you were insulted?
uh a while ago

42.- Favourite flavour of sweet?
dude fucking mint jesus


43.- What instruments do you play? 
piano, guitar, flute and bit of drums ag

44.- Favourite piece of jewellery? 
piercings and collars


45.- Last sport you played? 
tv zapping


46.-  Last song you sang?
uh, sONO CHI NO SA DA MEEEEE

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JO



47.- Favourite chat up line?
heY LOOKIN WAS COOKIN
''crystal meth''

48.- Have you ever used it?
i jsut made that up please

49.- Last time you hung out with anyone?
no

50.- Favorite Myhtological Creature (EXTRA!)

keplies
uh unicorns
dragons
will o wisps and uh
kappas? 



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Warioexpert Featured By Owner 1 hour ago  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Hi.... Remember me?
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TheApprentice225 Featured By Owner 23 hours ago
Thank you so much for the faves ^^ I'm glad you enjoyed my artwork my friend ^^
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PR0XYFR34K Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Artist
omg ayy Vlad its been awhile since we've talked!!
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Gracias por el fav, Vlad <333
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Hi there, thanks for the fav :headbang:
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Thanks for faving!
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Thank you for the watch <3
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Thank you for the favorite, it's much appreciated!
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Thanks for the favorite!
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